I just remembered this from a few years ago...

  • Person: *sees me wear Nirvana tee shirt*
  • Person: OH MY GOD YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HARDCORE YOU LISTEN TO NIRVANA I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ALL THEIR VINYL RECORDS FROM 1993 POSER
  • Me: What?
  • Person: Did you just get that shirt because you think it LOOKS cool? I'VE SEEN THEM LIVE ONCE I BET YOU NEVER SEEN KURT COBAIN IN YOUR LIFE.
  • Me: Dude I"m like 12.